The Werewolf and the Yeti

The Werewolf and the Yeti

Not being able to find a DVD print of this rare video nasty, I was forced to spend a small fortune on an original VHS pre certification copy; I wish I hadn’t.

            A group of explorers led by a man called Waldermere, scour the Himalayas in search for a yeti. The plot instantly gets boring and meanders around aimlessly, very slowly progressing towards the next point of interest. Poor dubs and unnecessary filling scenes don’t help the film’s flow and distract attention spans.

After losing his way and becoming separated from the party, Waldermere discovers a cave which he uses for shelter and refuge. The cave hosts two sexy bitches that somehow have sex with Waldemere simultaneously in his sleep. Flustered and confused after waking up, he explores the cave only to find the two sexy half naked nymphos munching on a human arm; turns out these cum hungry vixens are also cannibals. Then they turn him into a werewolf, he kills a few people and is reunited with his girlfriend.

Realizing he has to put a stop to his werewolf dream, he seeks the advice of a monk……….. and I can’t remember how he gets involved in the plot. Turns out the only way to reverse the werewolf curse, is to find a magic plant from the highest point of the mountain, mix its petals with the blood of his girlfriend, and eat the result.

Whilst all this is going on, Waldermar’s girlfriend’s father and some other bitch, have been captured by someone who looks like a cross between “Aladdin” and “Tong Po” from the Jean Claude Van Damn classic Kickboxer. Word gets out that Waldamere the werewolf and his girlfriend are heading in the same direction, so then they get captured too.

The villain and his gang are the only obstacles preventing a gruesome showdown between werewolf and yeti. Because that’s what the film is about isn’t it? I’ve had enough of fuckin evil Aladdin and his weird back sores, let’s get to the point, let’s get to the reasons why this film was banned and remains banned. These capture/torture scenes are tiresome, and if it wasn’t for the occasional teasing of breast, I would have fast forwarded them.

Thanks to a special werewolf knife given to Waldermere’s girlfriend by the monk, the remaining party are able to escape the wrath of spazzy Aladdin.

Whilst trying to find the petals of a magic plant, they find the fuckin yeti………..but the spectacular battle I’d been hoping for doesn’t materialize, instead we are presented with a pathetic two minute showdown that made me ask myself the question. What am I doing with my life? Werewolf kills yeti, werewolf is cured, credits roll.

Overall, pretty shittty Spanish Monster film 3/10

This has obviously been put on the banned list because no one should have to waste 90 minutes of their life in such a demoralizing manner; this film could quite easily pass 15.